1. You say this to yourself every morning
2. This is how you feel at work most days:
3. Your idea of staying in shape looks something like this:
4. Remember that one time you tried “getting in touch with nature”? This is what you looked like:
5. Because your idea of fun is different than most people’s.
6. You enjoy relaxing
7. Because you’re perfectly happy keeping yourself entertaine
8. This is your best piece of relationship advice:
9. Because frankly you don’t particularly care for relationships you’re not in.
10. This is your idea of love: